White Elephant gift exchanges bring out the hilariously quirky side of gift-giving. From outlandish gag items to gifts so strange they’re irresistible, it’s the perfect setting to surprise (and confuse) friends, family, or coworkers. Here are some of the best funny White Elephant gifts that will make everyone want to steal—or perhaps run from—them. Prepare for nonstop laughter, some gift battles, and a few unexpected favorites!
1. A Sexy Shrek Painting
Somebody found it on Etsy, and it’s pure gold—a cheeky, “romantic” portrait of Shrek in all his green glory. This painting is sure to spark some animated reactions and maybe even some heartfelt laughter. Plus, imagine the hilarity as someone explains why this piece of “art” now graces their living room wall!
2. The Iconic Squatty Potty
Practical, yes, but also endlessly amusing. Gifting a Squatty Potty is like saying, “I care about your digestive health, but I also want to make you laugh.” It’s quirky, useful, and bound to get a chuckle from everyone who appreciates functional humor.
3. Unicorn Neon Light Sign
A neon sign shaped like a unicorn might sound innocent, but when the adults at the party start stealing it “for their kids,” things get competitive. Watching grown men battle over this glowing unicorn for their daughters (or themselves!) is guaranteed to be one of the night’s best highlights.
4. Customized “Last Supper” Photo
For a truly memorable twist, customize a copy of “The Last Supper” with friends' faces replacing the original figures. It’s a gift that’s both hilarious and heartfelt, blending humor with friendship. Note: While meant as a playful gesture, this gift may not be for everyone. Keep in mind your audience, especially those with religious sensibilities. This White Elephant gift brings a whole new meaning to "breaking bread together"—just with a humorous, modern twist!
5. Light-Up Shaq T-Shirt (Batteries Not Included)
Imagine a giant, smiling Shaq, lighting up like a beacon of humor (until the batteries die). This T-shirt is guaranteed to cause a commotion, and the “batteries not included” bit just adds to the fun. Watching someone try to find a way to light up Shaq again will be a gift exchange classic.
6. Framed and Signed Photo of Yourself
This one’s a guaranteed laugh. For bonus points, go all out with high school yearbook-style headshots. The thought of someone displaying a framed, signed photo of you on their shelf is the definition of gag gift gold. It’s narcissistic, a little cringy, and endlessly funny!
7. Steamy Centaur Romance Novel + “Maybe You Touched Your Genitals” Hand Sanitizer
Yes, it’s exactly what it sounds like: an adventurous romance novel starring a human and a centaur, paired with a hand sanitizer bearing the hilarious label, “Maybe You Touched Your Genitals.” It’s quirky, unexpected, and a little bit questionable—ideal White Elephant material!
8. Heavily Modified Chia Pet
A Chia Pet is already a classic, but someone took it to the next level with tattoos, piercings, and a snarly expression that would fit right into a rock band lineup. This modified Chia Pet is edgy and unexpected—a conversation starter that’ll have everyone wondering how and why it exists.
9. Piggy Bank Full of IOUs
What’s better than cash? IOUs! Well, close enough. This piggy bank comes stuffed with playful “promises to pay” that might range from a quarter to… well, more quarters. It’s as funny as it is frustrating, which is perfect for a White Elephant game.
10. A Collection of Quirky White Elephant Staples
This gift is a hodgepodge of White Elephant classics: a hula skirt and coconut bra, a broken plate glued back together, a ridiculously tacky bird ornament, and a VHS tape of Die Hard. This mixed bag keeps everyone guessing and adds a touch of chaotic humor to the exchange.
11. Sex For Dummies Wrapped in Hello Kitty Paper
Is it educational? Maybe. Embarrassing to unwrap? Definitely. Wrapped in cheerful Hello Kitty paper, this gift is as sweet as it is awkward, making it perfect for a laugh-out-loud moment. The juxtaposition of the book and the wrapping paper adds to the humor.
12. The “Cheap Date” Kit
This “Cheap Date” gift is hilariously simple: a 40 oz. bottle of malt liquor, a $5 gift card to McDonald’s, and a condom, all tucked into a stapled brown paper bag. It’s a low-budget yet thoughtfully “romantic” gesture that’ll have everyone laughing (and maybe a bit concerned).
Make This Year’s White Elephant Game Unforgettable
If you want to throw a White Elephant party that’s unforgettable, these gifts will make it happen. With gag gifts that are both clever and quirky, you’ll keep everyone laughing—and the gift-stealing fierce. To add even more fun after the White Elephant game, bring out Pick Me Up for a flirtatious, cheesy pick-up line card game that will keep the laughter rolling all night.
White Elephant games are all about bringing people together, sharing laughs, and embracing the absurd. With these ideas, you’ll create a legendary holiday tradition that friends and family look forward to every year. Happy gift-giving!
