Pick-up lines. You either love them, hate them, or laugh at their sheer boldness. But sometimes, the most cringe-worthy lines are the ones that make us laugh the hardest. They’re cheesy, over-the-top, and totally offbeat, but that’s exactly what makes them so memorable. These lines might not win you a date, but they’ll certainly leave a lasting impression. Ready to dive into the most hilariously terrible pickup lines out there? Let’s go!
“You seem to have dropped something... Oh, it’s your standards! Can I buy you a drink?”
This one hits the sweet spot between playful and cheeky. It might make someone laugh because it's so out of left field, or you might get a playful groan. Either way, it’s sure to be a conversation starter.
“Hey girl, are you Abraham Lincoln? Because you’re causing an uprising down south.”
When you mix historical references with a cheesy line, you get this beauty. It’s totally unexpected and outlandish, and that’s exactly what makes it hilarious. Even though it’s far from a smooth move, it’s memorable for all the right (and wrong) reasons.
“Hey girl, Your bone structure gives my bone structure.”
This line takes a totally unusual approach to a compliment. It’s not your typical pick-up line, and that’s what makes it stand out. Deliver it with a sense of humor, and you might just get a chuckle.
“Are you looking for a STUD? Because I already have the STD, all I need is U.”
Definitely pushing the boundaries, this line is outlandish in the best possible way. It's a bit bold and definitely cheeky, but it’s bound to make people laugh. Use it wisely!
“Are you a pan? ‘Cause I’m going to put my meat in you for about 30 seconds.”
Crude? Maybe. Hilarious? Absolutely. This line is sure to get people talking, whether they’re laughing or looking for the nearest exit. If you're looking to get some attention, this one delivers.
“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d make sure I came after U.”
A classic cheesy line, this one combines wordplay with a bit of charm. It’s simple, lighthearted, and definitely memorable. Sure, it's cheesy, but that’s why it works!
“Feel my shirt. Want to know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.”
This line has just the right balance of boldness and humor. It’s playful and confident, making it the perfect mix of flirtation and fun. Even if it doesn’t work as intended, it’s a great way to break the ice.
“I think we should go back to your place and get you out of these wet clothes.” (Said after flicking a drop of water at your date)
A line like this takes things in an unexpected direction. It’s direct, bold, and undeniably funny—especially when paired with a little physical comedy. It’s a great way to add some playful energy to a conversation.
“Are you my pinky toe? Because I want to bang you on my coffee table.”
Outrageous and random, this one will definitely get some attention. It’s playful in the most outlandish way, and you’ll likely get a laugh for its sheer unpredictability.
“You’ve got something on your butt. It’s my eyes.”
This is a fast one, and it’s sure to surprise the person on the receiving end. It’s got that classic playful twist that’s more about the delivery than the actual pickup line itself.
“Hey, did I see you on Trip Advisor the other day? Yeah, I was looking for the best place to eat out.”
A mix of humor and crudeness, this line adds a little spice with a travel twist. It’s playful and totally offbeat—just like a great pick-up line should be.
“Sit on my face, and I’ll guess your weight. If I’m wrong, I’ll eat the difference.”
Bold and totally unexpected, this line is one of those that might make people laugh—or possibly cringe. Either way, it’s sure to be memorable.
More Hilariously Terrible Pick-Up Lines
Ready for even more cheesy, cringe-worthy pick-up lines? These ones take it to the next level, pushing boundaries and testing the limits of humor. They may not be winners, but they’re guaranteed to make people laugh and talk.
“Hey babe, are you Middle Eastern? Because you look like you've got a lot of fucking problems, but as an American, I want to get involved anyway.”
This line goes for shock value, mixing cultural stereotypes with bold humor. It’s definitely on the edge, so use it with caution—but its outrageousness makes it unforgettable.
“Want to go watch an adult film together on my new flat-screen mirror?”
Here’s a line that combines a little innuendo with a twist of modern tech. It’s ridiculous and definitely out there, but its unexpected nature makes it hilariously awkward.
“You must’ve fallen from heaven, ‘cause reentry made you hot.”
This one combines a compliment with a space joke. It’s cheesy and corny, but sometimes that’s exactly what makes it so funny.
“My name may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.”
A play on a classic cartoon character and a sexual innuendo. It’s bold, in-your-face, and totally ridiculous—but it’ll definitely be memorable!
“My dick may not be 12 inches, but it smells like a foot.”
Here’s one that plays on the concept of “lowering expectations.” It’s crude, funny, and completely over the top. Definitely not one for a first impression, but it’ll get a reaction!
“Hey girl, are you the gorilla enclosure at the Cincinnati Zoo? Because I want to drop a kid in you.”
This one is totally outrageous and definitely offensive to some. It’s a wild, shocking line meant to be so over the top that it becomes funny in its absurdity.
“When I saw you walk by, it was like I was at the ATM. I had to check my balance.”
A simple, funny line that combines a common situation (going to the ATM) with a playful twist. It’s not as crass as some others but still hilariously bad.
“You like my name? Then you should hear my phone number.”
This one is a classic. It’s smooth in a really cheesy way and works because it’s simple and playful.
“Damn girl, you look like trash. Want me to take you out?”
An unexpected twist on the usual “take you out to dinner” line. This one’s bold, cheeky, and totally ridiculous.
“Hey girl, can you wipe my face so you have a place to sit?”
This line is funny because of how out of left field it is. It’s got a combination of playful boldness and absurdity that makes it hilarious.
“Hey, if you need a ‘fake’ boyfriend for the night, just point at me and wave. If you need a real one for tomorrow, call me.”
This line combines confidence with a bit of humor. It’s a quirky way to offer someone a “fake” boyfriend for the night, which is sure to get a laugh or a weird look.
“Do you know the difference between a Ferrari and a hard-on?... I don’t have a Ferrari.”
A simple comparison that plays on expectations. It’s crude, but it’s memorable because of its simplicity and dry humor.
“If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?”
A cheesy line with a double meaning. It’s harmless, flirtatious, and absolutely hilarious because of how bold it is.
“I lost my earmuffs. Can I borrow your thighs?”
A fun and silly line that takes a common excuse and turns it into something ridiculous. It’s playful and totally unexpected.
“Is your Dad in prison? Because if I was your Dad, I’d be in prison.”
This one’s outlandish and pushes boundaries in the strangest way. It’s a complete twist, and that’s what makes it hilarious in its absurdity.
“How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled, over easy, or fertilized?”
A line that takes a breakfast staple and turns it into a crass innuendo. It's bold and completely over the top—but that’s what makes it so memorable.
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