Thanksgiving Jokes and Riddles to Gobble Up This Holiday

Thanksgiving is a time to gather with loved ones, share great food, and most importantly, laugh together. Whether you're hosting or just attending, these Thanksgiving jokes and riddles are sure to keep everyone entertained.

Turkey Day Jokes to Get Everyone Laughing

Here’s a collection of Thanksgiving-themed jokes to make your dinner table even more fun:

1. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
   Pilgrims!
2. Why did the turkey refuse to eat dessert?
   It was already stuffed!
3. What happened to the turkey who got into a fight?
   He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
4. Why don’t turkeys like to play cards?
   They’re afraid of getting roasted!
5. Why did the turkey sit at the computer?
   It wanted to search the web for “recipes”!
6. What’s the difference between a pirate and a cranberry farmer?
   A pirate buries his treasure, while a cranberry farmer harvests it!
7. What did the turkey say when invited to Thanksgiving dinner?
   “No thanks, I’m already stuffed.”
8. Why did the pilgrims sail to America?
   Because they missed the boat to Italy!
9. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
   A Thanksgiving feast with plenty of legs!
10. Why was Thanksgiving dinner so math-heavy?
    Because it had division of the rolls and multiplication of the leftovers!

Thanksgiving Riddles for Extra Holiday Fun

For those who love a good brain teaser, here are some Thanksgiving riddles to add even more fun to the festivities:

1. I’m a fruit that is tart but paired with sweet. I’m red and small, and at Thanksgiving, I’m a treat. What am I?
   A cranberry.
2. If you like sweet side dishes, then I will make you a happy fellow, as I have a vegetable as well as sugar and marshmallow. What am I?
   Candied yams.
3. I am something you see each Thanksgiving, but I can also be an emotion. You’ll see me on faces, but I’m not just in your imagination. What am I?
   A smile.
4. I’m a bird, but you might not want to see me fly. I get stuffed and served, but not in a pie. What am I?
   A turkey.
5. You see me before Thanksgiving dinner, sometimes I’m tall, sometimes I’m thin, but I’m not something you can eat. What am I?
   A candle.
6. You can keep me whole or break me apart, either way, I’m important to the Thanksgiving heart. What am I?
   A wishbone.
7. I am something you buy in the store, but as you eat more of me, I get smaller and smaller. What am I?
   A pie.
8. I’m full of trees, but you never see me grow. I can be filled with animals, but no one ever hears me speak. What am I?
   A forest.
9. I can be cracked, but I’m not a joke. I’m filled with meat but served in no yolk. What am I?
   A nut.
10. I’m something you touch at Thanksgiving but never hear. I’m cut into pieces, and on the table, I appear. What am I?
    A napkin.
11. I’m full of stuffing but not alive. I’m often golden brown, but I can’t survive. What am I?
    A roasted turkey.
12. I’m round, sweet, and sometimes topped with cream, I come after dinner and am part of the Thanksgiving dream. What am I?
    Pumpkin pie.
13. I’m not food, but I’m part of the tradition. I’m seen in the morning with lots of television. What am I?
    The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
14. I am something found on the table and also in the sky. I can be warm and comforting or dangerous and dry. What am I?
    Fire.
15. You’ll see me on Thanksgiving Day, but I’m never eaten. Pilgrims and Native Americans together is how I am completed. What am I?
    A Thanksgiving story.

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For Endless Fun, Try Pick Me Up!

Keep the fun going all night long with Pick Me Up. This lively party game is great for breaking the ice and keeping the laughs rolling at your Thanksgiving gathering. It’s perfect for anyone looking to spice up the party and enjoy some playful moments with friends and family.

These Thanksgiving jokes and riddles are sure to make your celebration one to remember. Spread the laughter, enjoy the food, and most importantly, make some unforgettable memories this holiday season!